I just had to share these with you:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
(The Washington Post, Joke-of-the-day.com)
These are pretty funny!! Where did you find these??
Posted by: Soosie | March 13, 2005 at 06:17 PM
Priceless! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Jay | March 14, 2005 at 02:26 PM
The Washington Post? Really?
Posted by: Doug | March 15, 2005 at 07:25 AM
Very funny ! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: dom | March 15, 2005 at 09:53 AM
Those are great jokes but you should really hyperlink to the original source so as to give proper credit.
Posted by: Domain Blog | March 17, 2005 at 01:25 AM
You made me smile at the end of a sad day.
Posted by: Kris | March 18, 2005 at 10:18 PM