Who's Your Soul Mate?

    I've been thinking (for a change).  If I could choose my soul mate, who would it be? I tried to determine the qualities that I would like my soul mate to have.  Well at my age, looks no longer mean squat.  I'd like a man who enjoyed the ocean, is hard working and enjoyed his job, a good provider, has a good heart, and above all honest.  I wouldn't mind if he had a hobby like fishing or something because then he could teach me to fish.  I like to eat fish anyway, so it would cut down on the grocery bills.
    After much thought, I decided that Sponge Bob Square Pants would be perfect for me, even if he does wear "tighty whitey" underwear.  Hopefully he has compatible fixtures underneath.  He's so sweet, loves his job, is honest, and well, if funds are low, he could go jelly fishing and we'd at least have peanut butter and jelly fish sandwiches to eat.  I know he'd have to have meticulous bathing habits or else he'd dry up.  We could do a lot together like, um, washing the car???   

Comments

[melodyann]

I've tagged you for a meme, Trudie!

[Jason's Psyche]

Hey, don't knock the "tidy whities". I found my true soul mate and that's all he wears. Trust me, it's what's under there! Plus, I think he looks really hot in those Calvin Kleins. :-) You forgot one aspect with good old sponge bob - one word: "loofah"!!!