If you've ever lived in Jersey you know that:
1. New Jersey is a peninsula.
2. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
3. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
4. New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.
5. New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba.
6. New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
7. New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
8. New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
9. New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
10. New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
11. New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
12. Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.
13. North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
14. New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.
15. The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.
16. New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, Cape May.
17. New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
18. New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
19. Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
20. New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts?)
21. Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken.
22. New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.
23. New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth. Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.
24. New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark), Liberty International.
25. George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.
26. The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ, laboratory.
27. We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
28. The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.
29. The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.
30. The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ.
31. New Jersey is home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.
32. The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on it's playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.
33. And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy.
34. New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.
35. The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains.
36. New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ!!!)
37. New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City.
38. The Pulaski Sky Way, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.
39. NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).
40. The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.
41. The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).
42. The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ (but they're all gone now!).
43. New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" pro football teams.
44. The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.
45. The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.
46. All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Mer yl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr., Dave Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia and, of course, Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino, Kelly Ripa. Remember the "1910 Fruitgum Company?" I went to high school with them.
47. Bob Meade adds: The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the second highest waterfall on the East Coast of the US.
You know you're from Jersey when . . .
1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
4. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
5. You've eaten at a diner,at 3 A.M.
6. You've been to the OB Diner and/or Olga's Diner.
7. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
8. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
9. You know what a "jug handle" is.
10. You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
11. You know that the state isn't all farmland.
12. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," or "to the beach," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."
13. You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
14. You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
15. You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try . . Mexico . . . York .! . . Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?).
16. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
17. You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege
18. You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
19. You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different." Yes they are!
20. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton--that's for out-of-staters.
21. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
22. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
23. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
24. Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
25. You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
26. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
27. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
28. You weren't raised in New Jersey--you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey (and you know what exit).
29. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
30. You remember the stores (E. J.) Korvette's, Two Guys (from Harrison), Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's, and Orbach's.
31. You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.
32. You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
33. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And finally . . .
You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas. AMEN!!!
If you've ever lived in Jersey you know that:
1. New Jersey is a peninsula.
2. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
3. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
4. New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.
5. New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba.
6. New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
7. New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
8. New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
9. New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
10. New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
11. New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
12. Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.
13. North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
14. New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.
15. The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.
16. New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, Cape May.
17. New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
18. New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
19. Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
20. New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts?)
21. Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken.
22. New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.
23. New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth. Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.
24. New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark), Liberty International.
25. George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.
26. The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ, laboratory.
27. We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
28. The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.
29. The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.
30. The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ.
31. New Jersey is home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.
32. The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on it's playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.
33. And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy.
34. New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.
35. The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains.
36. New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ!!!)
37. New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City.
38. The Pulaski Sky Way, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.
39. NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).
40. The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.
41. The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).
42. The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ (but they're all gone now!).
43. New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" pro football teams.
44. The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.
45. The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.
46. All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Mer yl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr., Dave Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia and, of course, Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino, Kelly Ripa. Remember the "1910 Fruitgum Company?" I went to high school with them.
47. Bob Meade adds: The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the second highest waterfall on the East Coast of the US.
You know you're from Jersey when . . .
1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
4. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
5. You've eaten at a diner,at 3 A.M.
6. You've been to the OB Diner and/or Olga's Diner.
7. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
8. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
9. You know what a "jug handle" is.
10. You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
11. You know that the state isn't all farmland.
12. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," or "to the beach," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."
13. You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
14. You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
15. You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try . . Mexico . . . York .! . . Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?).
16. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
17. You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege
18. You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
19. You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different." Yes they are!
20. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton--that's for out-of-staters.
21. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
22. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
23. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
24. Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
25. You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
26. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
27. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
28. You weren't raised in New Jersey--you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey (and you know what exit).
29. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
30. You remember the stores (E. J.) Korvette's, Two Guys (from Harrison), Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's, and Orbach's.
31. You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.
32. You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
33. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And finally . . .
You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas. AMEN!!!
Go Jersey! I knew there were reasons that I left and reasons that I miss it.
Posted by: Janet | July 16, 2005 at 10:41 PM
Once a Jersey girl, always a Jersey girl!
Peace............
Posted by: Helen | July 18, 2005 at 08:36 AM
The Statue of Liberty stands with her back towards NJ--and NJ just CLAIMS to own her--she's a NY monument!
And ever notice you have to pay tolls to get into NYC, but none to get out into NJ?
As far as I'm concerned the state is a great big obstacle to slow me down whenever I'm traveling between NY and VA. Only good thing is the cheap shopping--that is, if the traffic on the roads lets you get near the malls!
Posted by: | July 19, 2005 at 10:36 PM
You've never pumped your own gas?!
I think I read somewhere that it's a law in NJ, right? Do you have to pay more per gallon for that?
I pump my own gas ALL the time, except when Hubby is in the car, then he does it.
Posted by: indigo | July 20, 2005 at 09:55 AM
I used to work with a lot of Jersey people (not to mention doing Basic in Fort Dix.) There are some good family values among the Jersey-ites, and I miss them.
Posted by: JollyRoger | July 22, 2005 at 02:06 AM
that was more than i ever wanted to know
Posted by: Frances Nash | July 23, 2005 at 11:53 AM
You forgot a New Jersey native: JustJoe...Trust me thousands of people know me...
Posted by: Joe | July 24, 2005 at 09:53 PM
I love it... some people just dont understand what Jersey has to offer.. including someone making the comments above... next time try to be a little more original with your comments, not like we at NJ havent heard all those jokes before...
Posted by: John | July 28, 2005 at 03:45 PM
I was 21 years old before I learned how to pump gas. I still remember getting out of the car and looking at the pump in disbelief as my (non-New Jersey-native) friend was doubled over laughing.
And no, the gas is less expensive in NJ (at least compared to surrounding states), not more.
Posted by: landismom | July 28, 2005 at 08:10 PM
I have to differ with you on a few facts:
Massachusetts is the leader in Cranberry production, then Wisconson, then New Jersey.
NJ is sixth in cost of living, California, Hawaii, then Massachusetts.
Highlands, NJ may have the highest point in NJ but definitly not on the eastern seaboard. I know MA has at least 40 points higher and Maine,New Hampshire, and Vermont, have even higher points. Not to mention the Carolinas.
I just want to defend the New England States. Anyway they were fun facts to read.
Posted by: Bill | July 30, 2005 at 04:45 PM
I'm just visiting, first time ever, and am enjoying myself. Funny list - I definitely need to hit a diner at 3 am as back home (Colorado) you'd be hard pressed to find a diner other than Denny's, and you know that doesn't really count.
Posted by: Todd | August 01, 2005 at 08:24 AM
Who's joking? I grew up in the city, but my father worked in Passaic, so I KNOW New Jersey. And to know it is NOT to love it.
Lousy roads, nasty traffic, crumbling cities and UGLY suburbs.
On the other hand, cheer up, you COULD be from Texas...........
Posted by: | August 01, 2005 at 05:55 PM
I actually got married in Vegas the 2nd time around, and I was married in the same chapel that Jon Bon Jovi married his Dorothea in. Sadly, my marriage didn't last as long as his, but you can't have everything.
Challenge to you, ma'am! What do you know about Iowa? (That's my home state)
you may contact me with your answers at my blog comments...I'm just curious to see what people know about it. I haven't lived there for four years but I'm still sentimental about it to a degree.
Smooches,
Sudiegirl
Posted by: sudiegirl | August 13, 2005 at 06:38 PM
I totally enjoyed this but do disagree on just a couple of your facts... still it was GREAT fun!
As a native Staten Islander, I was one of those "other side of da bridge" bums who couldn't get enough of the great nightclubs and malls when I was in my 20s.
I lived in both Seaside Hgts and Toms River, and can SO much relate to most of what you've written.
Excellent post. Really got a kick out of it... (oh yes, and I miss the jug handles, and I knew EXACTLY what you meant about the circles - *smile*)
Posted by: Weary Hag | September 18, 2005 at 06:21 AM